Howard Kurtz calls Mueller hearings a debacle for Democrats
Former special counsel Robert Mueller was a 'terrible leading man' for the 'movie version' of the Mueller report which Democrats hoped would transform public opinion, says Fox News media analyst Howard Kurtz, host of 'Media Buzz.'
In 1969, psychiatrist Elisabeth Kübler-Ross wrote that there are five stages of grief: denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance. Fifty years later, anti-Trump journalists have been experiencing the first four simultaneously since Wednesday, when former Special Counsel Robert Mueller testified before two House committees.
The Trump-hating media can’t come to terms with the final stage – acceptance of their grief. And that will elude them even if President Trump is reelected and stays in the White House until 2025.
Journalists wrote and broadcast countless stories saying Hillary Clinton would defeat Trump in the 2016 presidential election. Many have never been able to accept Trump’s victory. They were counting on Mueller to overturn the election results by giving Congress clear and convincing evidence that would lead to Trump’s impeachment and removal from office.
TRUMP WAS WINNER COMING OUT OF MUELLER HEARINGS, REP STEUBE SAYS
On Wednesday, those hopes were dashed. Even though many in the media can’t stand Trump, their reaction to Mueller’s testimony was somewhere between downbeat and outright mockery.
Rolling Stone’s Matt Taibbi said that “the Democrats’ decision to put former Special Counsel Robert Mueller under oath was a catastrophe.”
MSNBC analyst Jeremy Bash described Mueller as “boring,” “sort of evasive” and “lost at times.” Hardly a star witness to wish upon.
CNN “Situation Room” host Wolf Blitzer said Mueller gave “a shaky performance.”
Even though many in the media can’t stand Trump, their reaction to Mueller’s testimony was somewhere between downbeat and outright mockery.
And CNN Senior Justice Correspondent Evan Perez said that “Mueller essentially muddied the waters a lot today.”
CNN’s “Reliable Sources” newsletter had a major meltdown, with media reporter Brian Stelter asking, “Why is there not more outrage?” He began the newsletter with Pinocchio images and complained that “advocating for facts gets you labeled ‘fake news.’”
Trump got the last laugh, posting a video Friday of several media reactions calling the hearings a “disaster” and generally admitting the hearings had been a failure for Democrats.
Here are the seven most embarrassing media moments marking that disaster:
Christmas is Mueller Time
It’s easy to forget how much hype there was for Mueller. “Saturday Night Live” even produced a song that was a “holiday message from the women of SNL.”
The group sang a parody of Mariah Carey’s “All I Want for Christmas Is You,” adding Mueller’s name to kick it off. They sang and danced as a large, framed photo of the special counsel was lowered behind them.
“This needs to be done by Christmas,” the group sang. “I need a fricking ounce of cheer. I just really want my life back. Oh my God, it's been two years.”
One line even asked “please indict his oldest son.” The women begged Mueller to “please come through because the only other option is a coup.”
Rhyme Time
Some people watched too much “Sesame Street.” USA Today Commentary Editor Jill Lawrence apparently was channeling the show’s “Rhyme Time” when she wrote before the hearings of her fantasy of what Mueller’s testimony would be like.
Lawrence concluded her piece by imagining Mueller going full “O.J. Simpson lawyer Johnnie Cochran:”
Lawrence wrote: “Don’t just teach; you must impeach. Don’t give a speech; you must impeach. If there's a massive breach, you must impeach. If it’s not a reach, you must impeach. If it’s no day at the beach, and it won't be, YOU STILL MUST IMPEACH.”
Movie Night
The anti-Trump media and Democrats were counting on “power of TV” to make their case. As the Columbia Journalism Review’s newsletter summed up: “Mueller wants you to read his report. Democrats want you to see the movie.”
George Stephanopoulos of ABC News was holding out for a hero. “If you talk about a movie does he choose to be Gary Cooper or does he choose to kind of continue to kind of be as indistinct as he was in the report?” Stephanopoulos asked.
Be careful what you wish for.
New York Times Chief White House Correspondent Peter Baker wrote the result in a piece headlined “The Blockbuster That Wasn’t: Mueller Disappoints the Democrats.”
Baker noted that “nor was Mr. Mueller the action star they had cast.” Liberals panned the story on Twitter by the thousands.
To quote another movie, “You can’t handle the truth.”
Evil Right-wing Media
If Democrats failed to convince the nation with their “TV spectacle,” it must be the fault of … conservative media. “Meet the Press” host Chuck Todd used the hearing as a way of slamming right-wing media for not being left-wing.
“The fact is we are living in this 21st century new type of asymmetrical media warfare that we’re in,” Todd said. “And you have a propaganda machine on the right. And that’s what it is. Is a full-fledged propaganda machine on the right that the Democrats haven’t figured out how to combat very well yet.”
Because that’s why, in Todd’s own words, “on optics this was a disaster.” Not that Mueller didn’t seem to know his own report or be able to address why he allowed Trump’s political opponents so much power over what it said. It was the optics that were the problem, Todd concluded.
More Hearings
There’s an old saying that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, but expecting different results. The Mueller hearing was a “disaster,” so, naturally, MSNBC wants more.
Hosts Lawrence O’Donnell and Rachel Maddow panned Mueller, but didn’t give up on the idea of House hearings. O’Donnell told his “Last Word” viewers: “Hearing from the Mueller team, as many members of the Mueller team as possible, is really important.”
Maddow stressed that she wanted to “hear from the members of his team who did the work when the details of the work and the decision-making behind it.”
O’Donnell even envisioned the perfect hearing as a tag-team match. “The best version of a hearing is a minimum of four of these staff people … and when the questions asked, they could actually decide which is the best one to answer it.”
The “Seinfeld” Reaction
“It’s not you, it’s me,” goes the famous defense line from Seinfeld. Multiple media outlets adopted it about Mueller.
The Columbia Journalism Review’s daily newsletter went for it. “Mueller didn’t fail us yesterday,” wrote Editor Jon Allsop. “In a sense, we failed him, by consistently treating him as the infallible voice of God, rather than a real person.”
Washington Post former conservative columnist Jennifer Rubin wrote under the headline: “Mueller didn’t fail. The country did.” She blamed the failure on “a country that won’t read his report and a media obsessed with scoring contests.”
206 Is the Loneliest Number
No media outlet was looking forward to Mueller more than CNN. According to Nexis, the network mentioned Mueller at least 1,195 times this year alone. So when CNN is unhappy with the result? Mega-fail.
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That part was obvious when the network quickly followed the Mueller testimony with a tally of its own – how “Mueller deferred or declined to answer questions from members of Congress at least 206 times during his testimony.”
When journalists start tallying how ineffective their champions are, they aren’t happy.
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