A photo of the assignment. (ToddStarnes.com)
I received an email the other day from one of our readers in Scotland County, Missouri.
Her daughter came home from school with a jaw-dropping assignment full of sexually suggestive language.
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It was a word problem about a relationship between a man named Larry and a woman named Prudence. Prudence, as the assignment goes, had sex with 21 men and 3 women and engaged in "heavy petting."
"What percentage of time will Prudence be inhibited in bed with Larry, and consequently fake orgasm to ease his pride?"
A few thoughts, good readers.
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