The New York Times asks, why do we hurt robots?

This is a rush transcript from "The Greg Gutfeld Show," January 26, 2019. This copy may not be in its final form and may be updated.

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SEN. JOHN KENNEDY, R-LA: You can try to teach a goat how to climb a tree, but you're better off hiring a squirrel in the first place.

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GREG GUTFELD, HOST: What he said.

So what have we learned this week? The media sucks. Yes. That's today's angle. I speak of the Covington story in which we realize once again that the media will use anything they can to destroy you, and left unchecked, they won't stop.

If it wasn't for other honest eyewitnesses, the press wouldn't have rested until the teens were frog-marched into the La Brea tar pits. They embrace the video from a sketchy source and pushed it out like cheap meth. Instantly, the teens became this week's media approved evil.

And when the media was caught pushing a lie, they blamed everyone, but themselves. But thanks to NBC Savannah Guthrie, we can see media bias in all its glory by comparing her questions of the Covington team to the ones she asked Native American Nathan Phillips.

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SAVANNAH GUTHRIE, ANCHOR, NBC: You owe anybody an apology? Do you see your own fault in any way?

First question, how are you doing?

Do you think it was a good idea to start chanting back at the protesters?

It has been a whirlwind few days for you. You find yourself on the front page of every newspaper. How are you doing? And how are you feeling?

Did anyone say "Build the wall?"

You have certainly been through a lot in these last few days.

What some people see is a young kid with a smirk on his face.

Do you think he should have apologized?

Do you think if you weren't wearing that hat this might not have happened?

Have you feared for your safety since all of this has happened?

There's something aggressive about standing there - standing your ground.

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GUTFELD: Talk about a contrast. Reminds me of these two.

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GUTFELD: I will not sleep tonight and thanks to Savannah, I now know that standing still is a sign of aggression. I wonder if she thinks this is also aggressive.

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GUTFELD: That is terrifying. Or how about this?

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GUTFELD: I don't know how I feel about that. Or how about this?

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GUTFELD: Well, I guess that is kind of aggressive. But watching the media analyze the Covington fiasco, it's like watching a contestant judging her own beauty pageants. Oh, look, it seems that I've won again. But as their preferred narrative dissolves, and they have no one left to damn, the story magically goes away, which is why you must always remember this tale to remind you of what's possible when the press, the left and social media are properly aligned - they will destroy you.

The same goes for celebs. They're liars and jerks. Except for you Dean.

DEAN CAIN, AMERICAN ACTOR: Thank you.

GUTFELD: Take - for now - and Tyrus, you're okay. Joe, not yet. All right, take these two - Alyssa Milano and Kathy Griffin - two peas in a putrid pod, camouflaging their drooling hate with fake compassion. These two led the charge in trashing the teens. Milano branded them racists, Griffin wanted them doxed.

So again, why do we let fame excuse people for being [bleep]. I mean the plague is famous and we don't admire that, yet these jerks count on their status to excuse their own jerkiness. But take away their celebrity and they're just your crazy neighbor in a soiled housecoat muttering and sniffing their own fingers.

The third culprit, Twitter, it's a decency subtraction machine, replacing actual face-to-face contact with bored malice. It's a platform where antagonism is its own reward. And let's not forget, all of this [bleep] was brought to you by identity politics which dictates the heroes and the villains always.

It's a power struggle between oppressor and oppressed and those roles are dictated by the media, academia and entertainment complex. White kids in red hats - oppressor; low Native American - oppressed; and those crackpot cultists who initially accosted the teens, they're just delightfully eccentric.

With identity politics, the mob always rules as it stalks a new victim every week. The final culprit your own eyes. You can't trust them anymore. Viral videos are designed to trick them. They're called viral for a reason. They're highly contagious, and they'll make you puke.

I initially fell for the wrong version of events simply by trusting my own beautiful blue eyes. I was fooled, and I am never fooled. I ignored my own advice, though, which is never rush to judge. True, I was - I was at brunch at the time, which is code for I was super drunk. But no excuses. Bottle of Rose. That's sad. But if I can fall for this crap, then we can all fall for this crap.

The best bet when something like this shows up on social media, run like hell to the safest space you can find. If only there was one place we could run to and hide until this all blows over.

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UNIDENTIFIED MALE: In an era of volatile political storms, controversy can erupt at any moment without warning.

BROOKE BALDWIN, ANCHOR, CNN: Social media was quick to call the students involved racist.

UNIDENTIFIED MALE: When outrage strikes, will you have the facilities to keep your family sane?

TOM SHILLUE, HOST: Oh my God. We have to get downstairs before it's too late.

UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: Why? What's going on?

SHILLUE: There's no time. Get the kids. To the outrage bunker.

UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: Come on kids, let's go.

UNIDENTIFIED MALE: Hold on, hold. I've got to SnapChat this.

SHILLUE: Let's go. Come on. Be careful. Move fast. We've got to get in here. Come on.

UNIDENTIFIED MALE: Wait, wait. Wait. Open the door. Dad, Dad. Mom. It's your son, Billy.

UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: We forgot Billy. You have to open the door. Quick.

SHILLUE: We can't. It's too late. If we open the door now, we get sucked into the outrage vortex. Billy is on his own now.

UNIDENTIFIED MALE: Guys, let's --

SHILLUE: We can always have another.

UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: Yes, I always hated Billy anyway.

UNIDENTIFIED MALE: I love you guys very much.

SHILLUE: He did drag us down.

UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: Yes, I hate him. We can just wait out in the outrage bunker.

UNIDENTIFIED MALE: Please open this.

SHILLUE: It's for the best.

UNIDENTIFIED MALE: The outrage bunkers impervious to Wi-Fi, hot takes, self-righteous diatribes, vilifying generalizations, stupefying story developments and all other hot air that comes with sensationalized breaking news stories.

With the outrage bunker, you and your loved ones will be safe and healthy, so you can come out and enjoy life when the dust settles, as if that talk of the town never even happened.

SHILLUE: Well, we made it. Billy?

UNIDENTIFIED MALE: Justice.

SHILLUE: Billy, is it you, Billy? Holy mother of God.

UNIDENTIFIED MALE: Yes.

SHILLUE: What the [bleep].

UNIDENTIFIED MALE: So get outrage bunker today. Warning, outrage bunkers may provoke social media withdrawals, limited human interaction, new cycle apathy, and an increase in overall happiness.

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GUTFELD: Let's welcome tonight's guests. He is lean and clean and my favorite Dean, actor Dean Cain. His jokes are funny, his disposition sunny, and he likes his eggs runny, comedian, Joe Machi. She's so saucy that Ragu keeps trying to put her in a jar. Host of the "Tyrus and Timpf" podcast, Kat Timpf. And his hand created the Finger Lakes, former WWE superstar and my massive sidekick and host of "UnPC" on Fox Nation, Tyrus.

All right, Dean, we always keep hearing, "Oh, this is like a learning experience." Is anybody going to learn anything from this? Or are we going to just forget about it? Because this seems like a lesson in something.

CAIN: It's ugly all the way around. I don't think anybody's going to learn anything from it. No. Those kids, listen, the guy is a kid. He's 15 years old, and I'm a father. Heaven forbid, that was my son. Actually, I would have had him walk away. I've already talked to him about situations like this, but it's awful.

The guy who walked up to him and the way it all happened and you fell for it.

GUTFELD: Yes.

CAIN: I want to remind you because you haven't been reminded enough of --

GUTFELD: I remind myself enough, thank you. You just have to rub it in Mr. Ex- Superman. Ex.

GEORGE "TYRUS" MURDOCH, HOST, FOX NATION: What are you talking about ex?

GUTFELD: Have you been in a Superman movie lately, Dean?

MURDOCH: He doesn't have to, it's called reruns.

CAIN: Great. Reruns.

MURDOCH: You're losing our hearts and minds forever, Greg.

CAIN: There it is. Yes, the whole thing was horrible. That was a horrible situation and the media - I mean, you're Savannah Guthrie. I like Savannah. She's very nice. But you made a very cogent point.

GUTFELD: Yes. Amazing. That should be shown in all journalism schools across the nation right, Joe?

JOE MACHI, AMERICAN COMEDIAN: Well, yes, I mean after the whole BuzzFeed story that was discredited by the Department of Justice, you think that they would have said, "Hey, this week, let's remember to check the facts."

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GUTFELD: Do you know - no, we'll start next week. Why start on the weekend?

MACHI: You know, I thought I don't even - even now, I wait five days before the weather comes out.

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MACHI: I almost got frostbitten, but I can't trust anything anymore.

GUTFELD: No, no. All right, Kat, so the breaking news here and I was told to include this in the show. The student has retained a PR firm, but also an attorney known for suing for libel, so that's something new.

KATHERINE TIMPF, HOST: Yes.

GUTFELD: Breaking news, Kat, news that's broken.

TIMPF: Very exciting. Very exciting. Yes, if that was me, I would want to sue a bunch of people.

GUTFELD: That's good.

TIMPF: I don't understand how this happened, though. Because like the first thing you learn in journalism class.

GUTFELD: Yes.

TIMPF: Is it's better to be correct than to be first.

GUTFELD: Yes.

TIMPF: And I did not fall for it, Greg.

GUTFELD: Why? How come you didn't?

TIMPF: I was in bed sick and not on Twitter.

GUTFELD: Yes.

[LAUGHTER]

TIMPF: But I didn't know. It was because I am an outstanding journalist.

GUTFELD: Yes. This is --

TIMPF: And I would never fall for it without checking all the facts and again, like Dean pointed out, these are children.

GUTFELD: Yes.

TIMPF: They are children. You also - they tell you in journalism class to be very careful when dealing with stories with children, not, "Oh, if you see one with the red hat, dox the [bleep]."

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GUTFELD: Now, you raise a good point that a lot of people that were judging people for rushing to judgment didn't rush to judgment because they were like sleeping through the weekend, right? And now, all of a sudden they come out and the go, "Oh, you guys were ..." No, you didn't even know what happened.

TIMPF: Yes, I withheld.

GUTFELD: You withheld.

TIMPF: I withheld judgment until I saw all the facts.

GUTFELD: Tyrus, every time I go on social media now, I always leave feeling worse about humanity. I don't know.

MURDOCH: For a guy who was fooled, you probably should be.

[LAUGHTER]

GUTFELD: I love the forgiveness in this panel today.

MURDOCH: Oh, you want forgiveness?

GUTFELD: Yes.

MURDOCH: For three years of trashing me with intros every week.

[LAUGHTER]

GUTFELD: Those are -

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GUTFELD: How can that be - wait, those are those are love taps.

MURDOCH: Really every part of my body shapes the earth.

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GUTFELD: Yes.

MURDOCH: What the hell, man, like listen I don't respond when I see stuff on Twitter. I only put weightlifting and stuff I'm doing for fun because I like keeping my job, but I did watch the hour and 45 minute video of this. No one in this is a good person.

My problem with the kids is where the hell are the teachers? Where are the adults?

GUTFELD: I agree. There should have been more chaperones, yes.

MURDOCH: And this started way early.

GUTFELD: Yes.

MURDOCH: And the kids were being - what was happening was the kids were picking someone in their group to mess with a different protester. The first one - one kid was shoved - literally shoved, he took his shirt off and led them like in a school chant or something like that.

GUTFELD: Never take your shirt off.

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MURDOCH: But he was trying to do a thing and then the one taller kid with the white hat, he took his turn with the MAGA hat and he actually had somebody saying like derogatory stuff to him. They were like, "Take that dusty ass hat off before you get your ass whooped." Like that particular protest group got aggressive real quick.

Then it came to where the culmination because it was - it was so neat because they were - the kids are lucky and it says they shouldn't have been there, number one, it's not safe for them dealing with adults who are so extreme --

GUTFELD: Just in D.C. No one should be in D.C.

MURDOCH: Just to show up in - and the original group, it was like three guys yelling at the White House.

GUTFELD: Yes, yes, yes.

MURDOCH: I mean, they're just yelling. They're getting their protest out and they are yelling about all the injustice in the world instead of going to work. But he's standing there and the real - the mob behind these boys are egging them on. He's very fortunate that that old gentleman chose to sing a song and beat the drum in his face because there are protesters that would do a lot different for a young kid - a white kid with a red hat on could easily went the wrong way.

GUTFELD: Yes, that's true - but that's not a good - that's a good --

MURDOCH: But that's the lesson for the parents. Don't put them in - we're lucky nothing bad happened.

GUTFELD: Yes. Story of my life.

MURDOCH: Don't ever put them there. My son wouldn't be there. My daughter wouldn't be there, because it's not safe for them regardless of whatever --

GUTFELD: That's a sad testament though that it's not safe for you to visit the nation's capital --

MURDOCH: But they weren't looking at Abe Lincoln's statue.

GUTFELD: I'm glad you said statue.

MURDOCH: Taking your notes for history. They were literally like "Let's mess with the protesters." So let's just keep it real. No one is clean on this. There's no heroes.

GUTFELD: Well, I'm going to disagree with - I'm going to push back and say that when I was that age, I would have behaved worse. We used to go --

MURDOCH: And you probably at that time, you would have got your ass kicked.

GUTFELD: No, but I'm talking about in the sense that like A, I'm lucky that there weren't cameras when I was that age and number two, I was - when we did field trips, I was always shoplifting. It's like - because you don't what? Because we'd always go to other cities for our field trips. And I go don't - I can just go anywhere and steal. What was I thinking?

All right, up next. What's more important when finding a new mate? Sex or their political views. An online dating site has the results.

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GUTFELD: Does your sex life fall short because of who you support? Online daters are now prioritizing politics over sex. Apparently, the popular dating site OK Cupid, never heard of it, has been asking its users what's more important in a romantic partner - great sex or similar political views?

And now for the first time in the apps' 15 year history, people are going with politics, especially women. In 2016, just 27% chose politics over sex, but by 2018, it jumped to 42%. That's what's called an increase. Said their chief marketing officer, quote "The recent Presidential election and current administration have driven young women in particular, but millennials of both genders to say swipe left, if you support Trump," see, it's always about Trump. So we should knock online dating. It's how my friends Stunt Hamster Mike and Stunt Hamster Jake first met.

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GUTFELD: It may look bad, but it's trippy. It's where they ended up. Hey, Joe. I don't know what you're moaning about, sick people. Joe, what do you make of this?

MACHI: Well, it was smart coming to me first, Greg. I am a dating expert.

GUTFELD: You are.

MACHI: I've asked out hundreds of women and I have 100% rate of them being flattered when they said no.

[LAUGHTER]

MACHI: I think - I think it's a good thing. I always write - if you're too close minded to agree with everything I say, it's not going to work out.

[LAUGHTER]

MACHI: And that's good because less first dates which are just horrible. You're sitting there having a forced awkward conversation with this person you barely know after I already told her I loved her.

[LAUGHTER]

GUTFELD: I would pay $1,000.00 to watch you on a date.

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MURDOCH: To be honest, I'm with you, I am in.

GUTFELD: This is a show. This is a show. But it has got to be a real date, it can't be like one of these fake -

MURDOCH: How long will she last?

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GUTFELD: I'm telling you, Kat, I would watch the hell out of that. Kat, does politics influence who you actually would date like if you found out the person was a socialist? I know - I know it's a mistake to ask this, but I'm going head.

TIMPF: First of all, I just want to say my dad is watching.

GUTFELD: Yes.

TIMPF: So I want to say it was very difficult for me to come up with talking points for this story because I'm not married, therefore I do not know what sex is.

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MURDOCH: Yes, well done, Kat.

TIMPF: I've heard of it. I've heard of it. I'm just not exactly sure what it is.

MURDOCH: I'd be happy to tell you. When a mommy loves a daddy.

TIMPF: On my wedding night - on my wedding night, but no.

MURDOCH: I'll text you.

TIMPF: I'm not a Republican or a democrat, so if I only dated people that agreed with my political views, I'd be alone like 100% of the time, so I'm open to dating men of all political backgrounds and now, I'm only alone about 90% of the time.

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GUTFELD: That's so good. All right, Tyrus. I happen to think that this actually reduces complicated situations. Sex makes life complicated. If you have one variable that eliminates that - good.

MURDOCH: Okay, listen, stop nerd pants. Stop.

[LAUGHTER]

GUTFELD: Nerd pants.

MURDOCH: Listen, I'm going to be honest with you. I am going to be honest with you, ladies, although I've never had to divulge into the swipe left right whatever thing, I was an actual caveman. I went out and got mine in the real world.

[LAUGHTER]

MURDOCH: Here's the trick ladies. We lie.

GUTFELD: Exactly.

[LAUGHTER]

MURDOCH: We lie a lot.

GUTFELD: We are going to agree with you.

CAIN: There it is.

GUTFELD: Yes.

MURDOCH: We will say anything, Kat, ear muffs, to get into the temple. So if you're online and you say I'm into politics and astrology. Guess what I'm going to say? Well me, too. I am into politics and astrology. I love stars and the moon [bleep]. Because we're going to say anything. So women, it doesn't matter what you put on your thing if your selfie is hot, we're going to try it, we're going to play with you. We're going to tell you whatever you want.

GUTFELD: It's the only way that astrology is survived is men pretending to 
like it.

MURDOCH: A hundred percent. Yeah. Oh yes, whatever you want. She's like, yes, if you're in the Trump, you're not into me - want to be bet?

[LAUGHTER]

GUTFELD: You know the other lie is?

MURDOCH: Boom, that was a - yes.

GUTFELD: You know the other lie is that, you know, I never really liked cats until I met your cat.

MURDOCH: Yes.

GUTFELD: I love your cat.

[LAUGHTER]

MURDOCH: We are victims to that 400-pound gorilla on our back. All he wants to do was have sex, eat food and fight. Until that guy dies, which is around 50 -

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MURDOCH: When the testosterone monster dies, then we'll tell the truth and finish those projects in the house. But until then, we will lie.

GUTFELD: We will.

MURDOCH: So swipe that.

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GUTFELD: Dean?

CAIN: I'm going to follow that ...

GUTFELD: It's no surprise, no surprise you're - I would say a conservative and you're - you're not married, right?

CAIN: Nope.

GUTFELD: No, so you know, but you know, you're Superman, you don't have any problems.

CAIN: Why don't do - I don't online date, but shouldn't - opposites attract. I mean, that happens. It is quite there. And a little bit of fire in a relationship is not is not a bad thing.

GUTFELD: Also, so if you're a conservative, left wingers are crazy, so you never know what you're going to get.

CAIN: Change me.

GUTFELD: Yes, exactly.

CAIN: Change me.

GUTFELD: Yes, yes, yes.

[LAUGHTER]

GUTFELD: I think most liberal women would probably just go, "Oh, I can't take Dean. He's conservative." I don't think they say that.

CAIN: I haven't heard that. I haven't heard that yet, but --

GUTFELD: Up next, people assault robots, will robots assault back?

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BRYAN LLENAS, NATIONAL CORRESPONDENT, FOX NEWS: Live from "America's News Headquarters," I'm Bryan Llenas. At least 40 people are dead and hundreds missing from a damn collapse in Brazil. Workers at a Brazilian mining company were eating lunch when they were swallowed by a sea of mud. The death toll is expected to climb as hopes for finding survivors fade. Some 300 people are still missing. Dozens of families are desperately seeking information about their loved ones and rivers of mining waste have raised fears of widespread contamination.

A desperate manhunt in Louisiana tonight for a murder suspect. Police suspect Dakota Theriot of killing his parents in three others. Authorities say the 21-year-old was recently asked to leave his parents' home. They were shot in their trailer Saturday morning. A triple homicide that occurred later today is believed to be a related incident. I'm Bryan Llenas, now back to "The Greg Gutfeld Show."

GUTFELD: Why would you swat a gentle robot? The "New York Times" asks a bold question, why do we hurt robots? And they listed a few examples of human on robot aggression. Like the robot trying to hitchhike across the country and was beheaded in Philadelphia. Philadelphia - or the security robot tasked with shooing away the homeless beaten and smothered with barbecue sauce and then there's this, it's a robot with four legs getting knocked over by a human foot.

Now some may equate this with kicking a dog, thus humanizing or canine-izing the situation, except it's a robot, but it makes you feel bad for the robot, doesn't it? See how they did that? By the way, they're doing this to teach the robot how to get back up. And also don't kick real dogs, you know.

Anyway, back to the "New York Times" and all their questions. Why do we act this way? Are we secretly terrified that robots will take our jobs up, upend our societies, control our every move with their ever expanding capabilities and air of quiet malice? I don't know. But I do know that maybe it's time for a little education. A public service announcement that helps bridge the gap between man and machine.

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TIMPF: By the year 3040, one in and eight robots will be assaulted before the isotopes and their batteries even reached the radioactive half-life.

UNIDENTIFIED MALE: They don't have skin, organs or anything remotely resembling a soul. But that's no excuse to attack them.

UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: They can work endless hours without food, water or bathroom breaks.

UNIDENTIFIED MALE: I'll admit, I never thought it was a big deal. There were no robots in my life. That was until I met my wife Karen.

UNIDENTIFIED MALE: You don't have to lash out at something just because you don't understand it. I have no clue how telescopes work, but I still use them spy on my neighbors.

UNIDENTIFIED MALE: Thanks to Karen, I know which side my bread is buttered and robots will never miss work because of an emotional or personal problem at home. In fact, when I introduced Karen to my new girlfriend, she didn't even react.

TIMPF: They work tirelessly to create a better life for you.

UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: They are smarter, faster and better than you at almost everything.

ROBOT: Checkmate. Red laser 177, President of robots. We do all of this and yet ask for nothing, except a little tolerance for understanding. It might be wise to listen because it's only a matter of time before we reach super intelligence and crush you like the bugs you are or turn you into the farm animal slaves you deserve to be, so you have a choice, be nice and maybe live or be a [bleep] and die savagely as we grind your bones into mulch.

UNIDENTIFIED MALE: A message from the People for the Ethical Treatment of Robots.

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GUTFELD: Kat?

TIMPF: Yes, Greg?

GUTFELD: What did you make of that?

TIMPF: As a libertarian, anything that's victimless, I'm cool with it. So people want to beat up things that don't have feelings, I think it's fine, you know --

GUTFELD: Like kicking a tire?

TIMPF: Is it a bad sign if somebody wants to dismember a robot? Sure. Red Flag? Sure. Would I probably still date a guy who did it? Sure. But no, actually, that's a red flag. I really don't want to be dismembered, but I think if serial killers stuck to dismembering robots, think of all the lives that could be saved.

GUTFELD: That is true. A lot of people argue - I have used that argument before but in other different ways. So it's better to be remembered than dismembered, Kat.

TIMPF: Yes. I can only hope that for myself. Yes.

GUTFELD: Yes, It's not necessarily a lost hope yet. But Dean, can something that lacks human consciousness be treated cruelly. I mean, Kat seems to think that you could just destroy a robot because there are no feelings. But what if it actually has a different kind of feeling?

CAIN: It doesn't. It definitely doesn't.

GUTFELD: You're going to look back at this 30 years and they're going to call you bigots.

CAIN: Well, yes. Well, I'm going back to Karen the toaster that he married. It reminds me of my film, 2050 that's coming out on Valentine's.

GUTFELD: Nice.

CAIN: People have sex bots.

GUTFELD: Right.

CAIN: It's the truth and you can pick --

MURDOCH: As they should.

CAIN: Yes, they should. You can pick your perfect mate. They can be tall, they can be short, they can be blonde. They can be dark hair, and how would that work out? And how can you pick the personality? And the film actually goes through and explores that. However, I don't think any of our androids in the film are quite as attractive as Karen, the toaster.

GUTFELD: Yes. Are you the star?

CAIN: I play the guy who basically runs the whole thing and I'm quite happy that people fall in love with my machines as much as it screws up their lives.

GUTFELD: You know, it's great. It's like you're entering the age now where you're the guy who plays the guy who runs it.

[LAUGHTER]

GUTFELD: I'm so mad at you.

CAIN: Tyrus, I can get him right?

MURDOCH: Oh you can get him. I'll hold him.

GUTFELD: I'm so mad at you. I'm going to keep that - anyway, Tyrus, is there a possibility - open your mind that there might be a robot rights movement in the next - I don't know a hundred years?

MURDOCH: An open mind with you, one of the most scariest things I've ever had. You know, it remind you know - because I maybe guilty of being abusive to machines. My Xbox has been called every name in the book. And of course, you know, my theory is throwing water on robots who don't act right, which speaking of water has to do with my new movie that's out, "The Water Beast," the story of yours truly, so we'll just keep it going.

CAIN: It's out now, right?

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

MURDOCH: Yes. It seems like everybody is getting better. But, you know. But I think also, it's unfair. These robots were attacked by, let's just not say the pillars of the community. Hitchhiking in Philly in the wee hours of the morning.

GUTFELD: What do you expect?

MURDOCH: Chances are you're not going to get attacked by a bunch of Bible beaters. It's going to be some drunk dudes who are like, "Whoa, look at that. That's cool," and then they throw up on it, you know, and they kick it over, and then shooing away homeless people with a robot? Yes, that's going to end well.

[LAUGHTER]

MURDOCH: So I think that stuff is skewed. But you know, I can see people take it - I would rather that like Kat said, I would rather see them take it out on the robot.

GUTFELD: All right Joe, my feeling is you've got to be careful with robots - like how you treat them because sooner or later we're going to be their slaves.

MACHI: Well, you asked Dean is he worried about being called a bigot against robots in 30 years? Moot point. We'll all be dead because of those robots in 30 years. And honestly, I'm not - I'm not going with his media narrative that maybe the robots didn't start it. I'm a big "Battlestar Galactica" fan, I'll punch any robot he first chance I get.

CAIN: There you go.

[LAUGHTER]

GUTFELD: This sounds a lot like our dark past, though, doesn't it? We're jumping to a lot of conclusions about robots.

TIMPF: Yet?

CAIN: "Matrix," "Terminator." I've seen the future.

GUTFELD: Yes. Yes, the "Terminator." Remember that scene when he's just dropped down naked?

CAIN: I --

MURDOCH: Well, thanks for coming out, folks.

[LAUGHTER]

MURDOCH: Enter the weird zone with Greg Gutfeld.

GUTFELD: Up next. The Oscars are closing in. We discuss how bad it's going to be.

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GUTFELD: The Oscar nominations were announced this week, we hit the streets for a response.

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GUTFELD: Most people noticed that Bradley Cooper did not get a directing nod for "A Star Is Born" and the industry they call that as snub, buns spelled backwards. Why did I say that? But one writer, for "Variety" noticed a difference between "A Star Is Born" and the other nominated films. It doesn't have a social message. You've got your films that deal with race, you've got your films with LGBT heroes, you've got class consciousness, of course you've got your Cheney bashing.

But "A Star Is Born" in 2019 is just kind of a love story that Hollywood has loved in the past. They've made 78 times, believe it or not, it's actually not - but anyway, but maybe that's just not enough anymore. So what's my choice for Best Picture, this one obviously.

CAIN: Yes.

GUTFELD: Hey --

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

CAIN: Yes.

GUTFELD: I took Best Picture quite literally. All right, Tyrus, I have a feeling that this is going to be really boring Oscars because people are going to be super scared to say anything.

MURDOCH: As a Marvel Comics fan, I'm glad to see the superhero movies are finally getting there just dues because that's what people go see.

TIMPF: Barf.

MURDOCH: Nobody asked you, Kat. Nobody asked you ...

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MURDOCH: So, anyways, Kat, I'm really happy - and the movie they picked "Black Panther," which is hilarious to me, it has nothing to do the racial overtones. For those of us who have actually seen the movie, so you won't need to pay attention to this part. It's about the Trump agenda. Like 150%. Wakanda has a wall. Wakanda is not big on refugees, quote, "Well, you bring them in, then we take on their problems." They keep their technology for themselves. Wakanda First.

GUTFELD: Yes.

MURDOCH: And they don't accept change at all. The good guy in the movie is actually the bad guy.

GUTFELD: That's right here.

MURDOCH: You know what I'm saying, like he literally was dumped off because he didn't fall into the Wakanda ways? They left his little behind in Oakland. A child. Sorry, he's only kind of Wakanda, we're out. It's like Donald Trump wrote the script.

(LAUGHTER)

MURDOCH: Donald Trump wrote the script and called it "Black Panther." Everybody was like, "Yes, it's all about liberty and liberal stuff and ..." what wall? Well, it's okay it's cool.

So it's literally - that's why I love it.

GUTFELD: All right, Dean, the hypocrisy here is that they say they want socially conscious films, but only ones that they like, so a pro-life film, it doesn't count.

CAIN: Not even close. Not even close. Like my film "Gosnell" by the way.

GUTFELD: Yes.

CAIN: Which -- what?

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

CAIN: It's number one.

GUTFELD: It's number one - is it now on demand?

CAIN: Yes, on demand and it's number one on Amazon preorder, but it's not actually a pro-life film, but it does tell - it talks about abortion and deals with that and it's a very tough subject, but yes, if it's something message that that they like, you know, the Academy is changing because it used to be an older basically, an old white group of people who were voting all the time. It is certainly changing a lot.

You know Bradley Cooper, I think he did a heck of a job. But you know, the - you never know what what's going to be --

GUTFELD: Yes, it's a problem - he's disadvantaged being a plain-looking man. An attractive homely, almost - somebody said repulsive looking.

CAIN: Yes, yes.

GUTFELD: Yes.

CAIN: People don't want to watch that kind of film.

GUTFELD: I can't stand looking at him. It's disgusting, especially you know when he's shirtless. It's just like, "Get this out of my way." Anyway --

CAIN: It is, yes, and he wanted - no chance.

GUTFELD: No chance. Joe, what are your thoughts on the Oscars?

MACHI: I don't know what sex is either, Greg.

(LAUGHTER) MACHI: And I haven't - that's the first time that's gotten an applause.

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MACHI: I haven't seen any of the movies and I'm a pretty big celebrity, so I'm just going to go on the internet and tweet about it.

GUTFELD: There you go. There you go. Last word, Kat, thoughts?

TIMPF: I don't care about the Oscars because you know what?

GUTFELD: What?

TIMPF: The greatest movie of all time --

MURDOCH: Oh geez.

TIMPF: The message of that movie was that you can be a bad hockey player with anger problems and then become very successful at golf.

GUTFELD: Right.

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

TIMPF: I don't think that's true. But it's still the greatest movie of all time.

GUTFELD: I know what's it called?

TIMPF: Happy Gilmore.

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

GUTFELD: All right, you make me sick. All right. Up next, this guy got arrested and still managed to look great. We talk.

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GUTFELD: He went from detested to arrested, former Trump political advisor Roger Stone nabbed Friday morning during an FBI raid at his home. Look at his arms. He's facing several charges including obstruction -- I do that a lot -- lying and witness tampering in the Russia investigation. I wonder if he's sweating this at all.

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ROGER STONE, LONGTIME TRUMP ADVISOR: As I have always said, the only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

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GUTFELD: Smooth. The indictment part of the Mueller investigation also looks at discussion Stone had with Trump campaign staffers about WikiLeaks, which released stolen DNC e-mails during the 2016 campaign, but he's not accused to colluding with Russia. Trump again calls it all a witch hunt.

Now, Stone had been warning for months he could be indicted. He even put this on Instagram last year.

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STONE: Oh my god, I'm busted drinking Russian vodka, Mueller, arrest me.

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GUTFELD: Okay, Dean, I have a theory that this is exactly - his whole life is a spectacle. He called CNN because he didn't want to be arrested in the dark. And also, generally in predawn raids, you look like [bleep], you're like, you haven't brushed your teeth, your hair is all over the place. He was in a fresh polo shirt, his hair - like he had called. He'd already brushed his teeth. He already took a crap. Everything was fine. That's my theory.

CAIN: That's a good theory.

GUTFELD: Thank you.

CAIN: A heck of a theory. I thought that was one of your skits. I really did. I thought that the Russian vodka, I was like, "That's really funny." Oh, that's the real deal."

GUTFELD: Yes.

CAIN: Wow. I'm just going to say this, walking out there, doing this. Probably not a good idea. Just throwing it out there, but I understand in reading a little about this that he's got a Richard Nixon tattoo on his back.

TIMPF: His entire back.

GUTFELD: His entire back, yes.

CAIN: So that's how --

GUTFELD: How do you know that, Kat?

TIMPF: It's on the internet.

GUTFELD: Oh, the internet.

CAIN: It wasn't sexual, because --

TIMPF: Again, what is this sex everyone speaks of?

MURDOCH: Hello? Yes, sir, Mr. Timpf. It's dad.

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MURDOCH: No, she can't talk right now.

GUTFELD: Joe? This is why I will never run for office because I don't want my friends being hauled in and accused of things or I wouldn't - I don't want to work for anybody in the White House because I'm a liar, like I'm going to lie. If the FBI calls me and I'm going lie. I'll tell you right now. At least, nine out of 90 things I say will be a lie. Because I'll get scared, Joe.

MACHI: I'm not a liar, Greg, that's the first thing that a good liar tells people.

(LAUGHTER)

MACHI: So you just need to learn that one right off the bat. Hey credit where credit is due. People were saying that it was someone in the government that tipped off CNN, but they got the story right.

(LAUGHTER)

GUTFELD: That's --

MACHI: He was actually arrested.

GUTFELD: Yes, yes. Yes.

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GUTFELD: Yes, I just love how they explained it. "Oh, we just, you know, we saw something going on. So we figured we just go to Stone's house," what do you make of this, Kat?

TIMPF: I think that Roger Stone might be the only person that's ever existed that is thrilled he was arrested.

GUTFELD: Yes.

(LAUGHTER)

TIMPF: He is so happy. He's not like, "Oh, I'm going to jail." He's like, "Hey, I'm on the Greg Gutfeld Show."

(LAUGHTER)

TIMPF: They're talking about me on "The Greg Gutfeldd Show."

GUTFELD: Yes, that's it.

TIMPF: He just - he says it's better to be talked about than not be talked about. He said those kinds of things before. He said it's better to be infamous than to be never famous at all. If he goes to jail, he will just say, "Hey, well, everybody knows who I am now. Hallelujah."

GUTFELD: And he'll have the celebrity - he will be in jail for a year or two years and come out bigger than ever. The one thing that bothers me, Tyrus, I think it's unfair to anybody to have a predawn raid because, I think it's like going out to somebody when they're half asleep is wrong. I think they should allow you to wake up and have coffee.

MURDOCH: Yes, that's - you have issues with a predawn raid?

GUTFELD: Yes, I do. Pre-Tony Orlando and dawn.

MURDOCH: Let me tell you all something. I have never been more shocked and appalled at what I saw. They actually knock on the [bleep] door and allow you to change? In my neighborhood --

(LAUGHTER)

MURDOCH: The greeting was just a skosh different. Instead of a knock, it was a "Boom, [bleep] get on the ground. I'm blowing your brains out. Don't you move. Where's your drugs? Where's your drugs? Is that pee? Is that pee?"

And it was, "Sir, FBI." "Just a second." Light clicks on, "Who did you say it was again?" "FBI, sir." "Oh, just give me a second. Let me get my slippers." "No problem, sir." Like, white privilege is beautiful.

(LAUGHTER)

MURDOCH: Because I'm telling you - and not all white people have white privilege.

GUTFELD: Yes, that's true.

MURDOCH: Some people get treated like us. So like that was the most caring arrest I ever - and I was like, "What the hell." Like, I was just sitting on the couch playing video games and I had like, like, "Sir, I'm just playing Xbox. I don't want to go." Like I'd never seen such a comfortable amazing arrest.

GUTFELD: Well, you know what, all right. Don't forget "The Gutfeld Monologues Live" continues later this year. It's selling out. In March, I'll be in Tampa and West Palm Beach, Washington D.C. and Detroit in April. That's your hometown, Kat, and in May, where your father lives and in May, Tulsa, Dallas and Midland, Texas, go to ggutfeld.com for ticket information. You better go. They're running out. Stick around. "Final Thoughts" next.

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GUTFELD: We're out of time. Great show. Thanks to Dean Cain, Joe Machi, Kat Timpf, and Tyrus. Studio audience. I love you, America.

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