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Jessica Simpson, who was slammed this week by Pamela Anderson for wearing a T-shirt that said "Real Girls Eat Meat," has gotten her revenge on the former "Baywatch" babe by beating her to the top spot in InTouch Weekly’s 2008 Best Breast poll.

Simpson’s chest was followed closely by that of Tyra Banks, Scarlett Johansson, Carmen Electra, Lindsay Lohan and Katherine Heigl. Audrina Patridge’s very own "Hills" earned seventh spot with Jennifer Aniston, Megan Fox and Beyonce Knowles rounding out the Top 10.

Despite having paid quite a bit over the years to go up and down, Pam's assets actually didn’t make the cut at all.

Pamela Anderson Gets Snaky, Sharon Stone Offered Free Brain Scan for Stupidity

Though Anderson chided Simpson on Australian radio for the "Meat" tee, it seems the sexy starlet isn’t done with her "snaky" behavior just yet.

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Anderson is rattling mad about the avid use of snake and crocodile skins in fashion and just auctioned off her 2000 Dodge Viper RT/10 in Vegas for $65,000 to raise money for PETA India’s campaign to combat the cruel skinning of these animals while they are still alive.

So could Sharon Stone be next on the list to be Pam-slammed if she doesn’t reform?

Pop Tarts have exclusively obtained a letter that animal-rights activists faxed to the actress on Tuesday, condemning both Stone’s recent remarks regarding the earthquakes in China (where she said it was "karma" due to the Chinese treatment of Tibetans) and her fur-wearing ways.

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"Given that millions of people — including children — were killed, injured and left homeless by the recent earthquake in China, everyone was shocked to hear you dismiss the devastating effects of this disaster," PETA President Ingrid Newkirk wrote.

"However, your cavalier attitude did not come as a surprise to us," the letter continued. "We are used to the indifference that you flaunt and the callous remarks that you make about the suffering and death of the animals whose fur you wear so often."

The organization is also urging Stone to undergo a brain scan (at their expense) to understand why an "otherwise intelligent" woman says and does such things and thus curb her "type of thinking." Talk about meows!

A rep for Stone did not respond for comment.

Brendan Fraser Injured on Set of New Film

Let’s hope the makers of "Journey to the Center of the Earth 3D" had good insurance policies as it seems everyone (including their star Brendan Fraser) copped a few cuffs on the set.

"Brendan got injured once early on in the film with a pyrotechnic so that was a big scare at first," young co-star Josh Hutcherson revealed to Tarts at the Hollywood premiere over the weekend. "It went off and he was standing too close to it."

But even though fellow screen star Anita Briem also admitted that "there were absolutely injuries all the time," Brandon was a little coyer about the stunt-related scares.

"The stunt team was careful to make sure everyone was as safe as they possibly could be as well they should have," he said. "The only thing was very often as clumsy as I can be we all got a few little dings and chips in the paint but if we didn't we weren't doing our job."

Lindsay Lohan’s Birthday Blues

Linds took a break from the set of "Labor Pains" to go shopping with her BFF Samantha Ronson in Beverly Hills on Wednesday.

The twosome was caught coming out of Cartier, and even though it was her 22nd birthday and strangers serenaded her with a song, Lohan still couldn’t crack out a smile. The actress held a super-tight soiree to celebrate the occasion at Teddy’s in the evening, reportedly spending thousands on security and personally checking the guest list to keep sneaky spies away.

Linds was also accosted earlier this week by a pap snapper while shopping, but when asked about her possible half-sis the actress responded with "shut the f— up." Way harsh.

Adam Brody and Jeremy Piven Pick Up Fresh Chicks?

It's been more than 18 months since Adam Brody and fellow "O.C" starlet Rachel Bilson broke off their relationship, but it seems he's finally ready to find love again — or at least have a fling.

Brody attended a lavish birthday bash for talent agent Eric Podwall at the Motley Bird Nest on Saturday night, partying alongside the likes of Rumer Willis, Brody Jenner and Frankie Delgado. However we're told that he was drawn to one super-hot blonde in particular, and the two were caught canoodling before leaving together in the early hours.

Speaking of hot young ladies, "Entourage" sensation Jeremy Piven was busted late last week at The Manor in Chicago taking shots with a gorgeous brunette. Well, that was when he wasn’t whispering in her ear and laughing flirtatiously. Apparently Piven left the venue with four male friends and, of course, the mystery lucky lady.

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