Obama Is Like Your Mom's New Boyfriend

As President Obama continues to charm the diapers off foreign dignitaries, he still cannot resist taking jabs at America or, more specifically, that horrible America that existed before he rose to power on a magical thunderbolt.

According to the Messiah: "There have been times where America's shown arrogance and been dismissive, even derisive" as well as revealing "a failure to appreciate Europe's leading role in the world."

While hearing this, it dawned on me who Obama really is: He's mom's new boyfriend, trying to win over the offspring with ice cream and Happy Meals, while not so subtly trashing the biological daddy — that poor dope paying all the bills and currently living in a shed off the freeway.

If you ask me, it's kind of gross. And I'm saying this, knowing that Obama sincerely wants to smooth over ruffled feathers. But enough already. At a certain point you have stop throwing your country under the double-decker bus in an effort to get people to like you. It's like the American tourist in a British pub who constantly tells everyone he didn't vote for Bush. The more you apologize, the wussier you look.

So, enough. The U.S. leads the world, not Europe. And the fact is, we do more good on this planet than the rest of these countries combined.

And while I know Obama won't say that right now, he'd better soon or the world will have him for breakfast.

If they have breakfast. They have breakfast, right?

And if you disagree with me, then you sir are worse than Hitler.

Greg Gutfeld hosts "Red Eye with Greg Gutfeld" weekdays at 3 a.m. ET. Send your comments to: redeye@foxnews.com