The steamy climax: Searching for sex before the world ends
{{#rendered}} {{/rendered}}Stop the world — I wanna get off!
A sexy swimsuit model and countless other lusty New Yorkers say tomorrow’s predicted Mayan apocalypse is a great reason to have sex, and are turning to social media and doomsday-themed parties in hopes of fully experiencing humanity’s steamy climax.
“If I die, I don’t want to die on a dry spell!” declared model Niki Ghazian.
{{#rendered}} {{/rendered}}The sexy fashion plate, who works in New York and Los Angeles, told The Post she’ll attend a fashion party with friends tonight to celebrate Doomsday Eve — and, hopefully, hook up with someone hot.
“Everybody should go out feeling satisfied,” she told The Post. “If the world’s gonna end, why hold back?”
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All the horny hubbub has been caused by a doomsday prediction made by the ancient Mayan calendar, which predicts the world will end on Dec. 21, 2012, at 11:11 a.m.
{{#rendered}} {{/rendered}}While some people around the world are arming themselves and digging into bunkers, many New Yorkers are simply hoping for a hot time.
“I will be looking for an end-of-the-world hook-up,” Dennis Cintron, 29, a Lower East Side bartender, told The Post. “If you’re going to go out, go out with a bang.”
Cintron said he’ll buy new clothes and get a haircut for the big day because he wants some “companionship” to ring in the rapture.
{{#rendered}} {{/rendered}}Sara Saperstein, 26, of Bushwick is also hoping for one last romp.
“It’s like New Year’s. I want to go out on a wild note!” Saperstein said.
She won’t have trouble finding a spot for that. More than a dozen bars and clubs in New York City are throwing end-of-days bashes, including a comedy show at the Bell House in Gowanus and an “End of the Funking World Party” at B.B. King Blues Club in Midtown.
{{#rendered}} {{/rendered}}Other singles posted ads on Craigslist.org and OKCupid.com, seeking apocalypse-themed dates, “casual encounters” and even “end of the world sex.”
“If you’ve got no plans for the apocalypse, let’s get together,” wrote a 30-year-old single guy from Midtown.
He added, “Send me how you’d like to spend your last hours on earth — and a photo.”
{{#rendered}} {{/rendered}}Kerri McMearty, a 35-year-old nurse from Long Island, wants to spend her last night on earth enjoying a boozy dinner with a “new man.”
“You come into the world with people — you may as well go out with them,” she said.