Read an excerpt from Elizabeth Imus-Zero's new book: Etiquette for Idiots and Other Stupid Stories

By Fox News

Published September 20, 2013 7:00am EDT | Updated September 30, 2015 5:06pm EDT

Elizabeth Imus-Zero (Courtesy of the author)

(Courtesy Whiskey Creek Press)

Fox News.com is pleased to share an excerpt from Elizabeth Imus-Zero's new book, "Etiquette for Idiots and Other Stupid Stories" published by Whiskey Creek Press. For more information, visit http://www.elizabethzero.com.