Spanglish Gone Wrong

Barfy Burgers A brand name gone surreally wrong. (CC-BY-3.0)

Bath only for clients Just a bath? No sauna or massage? (CC-BY-3.0)

Juegos de Living The appropriation and shortening of the phrase 'living room' creates a phrase for a furniture set sale … or the title for an angsty modern novel. (CC-BY-3.0)

I Can Turn On Your Meat Empanadas could have aphrodisiac qualities, who knew?

Wimpy Ice cream Maybe it couldn't stand up to the summer heat? (CC-BY-3.0)

Patagonic Trout and Gears The fish sound like an Olympic God. But those ‘gears’ might turn out to be a little crunchy. (CC-BY-3.0)

Sweet Mouthfuls Sometimes a mistranslation is just delightful. (CC-BY-3.0)

Speed Unlimited Brand names can sometimes be scarily spot-on. But we guarantee this energy drink doesn't contain any amphetamines. (CC-BY-3.0)

Sale Yourself You can 50% off yourself! (CC-BY-3.0)

Fix and Reforms We dunno—from its long rap sheet we’d guess that bag is incorrigible. (CC-BY-3.0)

Medical Hair It isn't romantic, but in a strange way, it's probably pretty apt: The name belongs to a company that offers medical solutions to hair loss. (CC-BY-3.0)

Maybe This clothing shop goes for the soft sell. (CC-BY-3.0)

Your Look Ads often mix English into their copy to appear more hip. In this case, the eyewear company's imagen was at stake. (CC-BY-3.0)

Dry Masses This is why literal translations are a bad idea. 'Masa seca' would be much more appealing as pastry. (CC-BY-3.0)

Weepy cream Maybe it cried from all the whipping?