Wolfgang Puck Will Serve These Stupidly Fancy Foods on Oscar Night

Smoked Salmon With Caviar on Matzo In the shape of little bald dudes. (Reuters)

Mini Chocolate Oscars In the shape of — oh wait, we just got what the salmon was supposed to be! (Reuters)

A Bunch of Other Delicious-Looking Stuff Those tube-shaped things on the right are tiramisu push-up pops. Tiramisu push-up pops. (Reuters)

Poke, Sushi and Shellfish Bar Featuring a terrifying whole raw fish! (Associated Press)

A Tiny 'Golden Goose Fizz' Cocktail And for some reason, they'll have to suck it from an egg. (Reuters)

Perfectly Uniform Baked Potatoes With (More) Caviar Freaking adorable. (Associated Press)

Even More Expensive-Looking Chocolate Things (?) And if the guests get thirsty, they can sip down a slushy-looking fruit thing topped with a zig-zag of sorts! (Reuters)

Marshmallows on Sticks or Something These could also be the lemon meringue lollipops we heard about. In any case, it looks like a nice way to end a meal. (Associated Press)