Tweet about child causing 'lentil pipe' disaster at zero-waste shop goes viral
{{#rendered}} {{/rendered}}A tweet describing a chaotic scene, in which a child opened a “lentil pipe” inside of a zero-waste shop, causing lentils to fall everywhere, has gone viral.
Bobby Palmer tweeted on Wednesday what he had witnessed at the London shop, painting a vivid image of the plant-based disaster in just a few characters.
“Just witnessed a child in a zero-waste shop yell 'LENTILS' before opening the lentil pipe and allowing them to gush forth,” he tweeted. “Chaos. Lentils everywhere.”
{{#rendered}} {{/rendered}}In a follow-up tweet, he revealed that the child’s mother was, “understandably, distraught.”
Twitter users found Palmer’s tweet to be hilarious and ironic, among other funny reactions. “'Opening the lentil pipe’ is a euphemism I'd not like to encounter again,” a commenter tweeted.
{{#rendered}} {{/rendered}}One woman wrote, “This is my nightmare as a mother who frequents zero waste shops with my progeny.”
“Lentil based meals for a week if he were my kid,” another person tweeted, while someone else had a similar idea, writing, “ok but if you pick them all out in two hours time, you get to go to the ball with your mean stepmother.”
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{{#rendered}} {{/rendered}}“Lentil based meals for a week if he were my kid,” a Twitter user wrote. (Photo: iStock)
A woman who said she used to work at a bulk food store shared a story about a child who caused a similar disaster. “They store everything in bins and there was a family with a child in a cart. The kid was looking at all the rice, looked around and then shoved her entire arm into a bin of rice,” she tweeted.
Another Twitter user shared a story about how he once doused TVs with ketchup, proving sometimes children really do the darnedest things. “As a kid I was standing in front of a large bank of TVs playing my favorite cartoon, holding several ketchup packets,” he said. “I excitedly yelled ‘GI Joe’ said sprayed the TVs with ketchup. Then I ran.”
Some Twitter users couldn’t resist poking fun at the irony of such a messy incident happening at a zero-waste shop, where people often shop for produce and goods in bulk. Plastic packaging is not allowed.
{{#rendered}} {{/rendered}}“What will happen with all those swept up lentils? ZERO WASTE,” someone tweeted. Another Twitter user, stating the obvious, wrote “What a waste.”
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The tweet quickly went viral, drawing over 91,000 likes and more than 9,000 retweets.
{{#rendered}} {{/rendered}}Palmer, acknowledging his newfound viral status, tweeted: “I will forever be the man who coined the phrase 'opening the lentil pipe'.”