The craziest bacon products
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A <a href="http://store.baconsalt.com/Bacon-Coffin_p_118.html">bacon coffin</a>!? There is such a thing, thanks to J & D Foods. "Is there a better way to show your love of bacon forever than to be buried wrapped in it?" the company poses on its site. The casket is made of 18 Gauge Gasketed Steel with Premium Bacon Exterior/Interior, and includes a Memorial and Record Tube, Adjustable Bed and Mattress, and Stationary and Swingbar handles. (J & D Foods )
Bacon product company J & D's, whose motto is, "Everything should taste like bacon," sell "<a href="http://www.jdfoods.net/products/mmmvelopes.php">Mmmvelopes</a>," bacon flavored envelopes. J & D's laments the awful taste of envelopes for thousands of years, and say on their site: "No longer will envelopes taste like the underside of your car. You can enjoy the taste of <i>delicious bacon </i>instead." (J & D Foods )
"Dentists recommend flossing and we recommend bacon!" novelty gift company Accoutrements says on their website. Each dispenser includes 27.3 yards of waxed bacon flavored <a href="http://www.accoutrements.com/shop/products/Bacon-Floss.html">floss</a>. (Accoutrements )
In this bacon themed board game, "<a href="http://www.accoutrements.com/shop/products/Mr.-Bacon%E2%80%99s-Big-Adventure-Board-Game.html">Mr. Bacon's Big Adventure</a>," players can navigate through the Mustard Marsh, the Wiener Wasteland, and the Sausage Sea, and the first player to make it to the frying pan wins. (Accoutrements )
Catch the attention of everyone you work with--not by smelling like lavender body wash or floral perfume, but of sizzling bacon! That's right, Accoutrements has <a href="http://www.accoutrements.com/shop/products/Bacon-Soap.html">bacon soap</a>. (Accoutrements )
"Great from bringing home the bacon," Accoutrements says shamelessly, as the company advertises for its <a href="http://www.accoutrements.com/shop/products/Bacon-Wallet.html">bacon wallet</a>. The wallet is 4-1/4" x 3-3/4" and has many pockets for all of your cards. (Accoutrements )
Some like mint flavored gum, others like cinnamon-flavored. How do you feel about <a href="http://www.accoutrements.com/shop/products/Bacon-Gumballs.html">bacon flavored gum</a>? Yes, this actually exists. You can buy 22 in a tin from Accoutrements. (Accoutrements )
Got a scratch or bruise? Nothing a little <a href="http://www.accoutrements.com/shop/products/Bacon-Strips-Bandages.html">bacon bandage</a> can't fix! Don't worry--each bandage has sterile gauze and and free prize to get your mind off of the pain, also! (Accoutrements )
Now you can experience the delicious taste of bacon all day long with <a href="http://www.accoutrements.com/shop/products/Bacon-Lip-Balm.html">bacon lip balm</a>. "Warning," Accoutrements says, "Your lips will smell like bacon, but they are not bacon. Do not bite your lips." (Accoutrements )
Envision your car filled with the aroma of bacon every time you get inside. With a <a href="http://www.accoutrements.com/shop/products/Bacon-Air-Freshener.html">bacon air freshener</a>, passengers will be pleasantly surprised and will suddenly crave a BLT, Accoutrements says. (Accoutrements )
Reminiscent of a hearty Saturday morning breakfast around the table, this sweet, savory <a href="http://www.bocajava.com/fresh-roasted-gourmet-coffee/flavor-roast-coffee/Maple-Bacon-Morning-Coffee/5370">Maple Bacon Morning coffee</a> delights the senses with the smell and taste of home, coffee company Boca Java says of their quirky product. The blend combines Arabica beans with bacon and maple syrup flavors. (Boca Java )