Monstrous 'Alphabet Sandwich' Contains One Ingredient for Every Letter

Nick Chipman is a hero for anyone who's ever walked into a sandwich shop and thought, "Hey, how come they never offer Krispy Kreme doughnuts or Doritos as toppings? What kind of two-bit operation are they running here?" READ: 9 Recipes That Call for Doritos in the Ingredients As the blogger behind Dude Foods, Chipman has made it his mission to consume the craziest foods he possibly can, including restaurant offerings as well as his own culinary concoctions. His latest creation is the Alphabet Sandwich, a recipe he dreamed up while building his infamous McEverything (a $140 sandwich made by stacking each and every McDonald's sandwich atop one another). In it, Chipman included an ingredient for every letter of the alphabet, from avocado through zucchini. Although he had a bit of trouble with some of the letters, Nick managed to end up with a "gargantuan tower of food-related gluttony," as he accurated wrote. READ: Five of the Most Outrageous Burgers in America Care to know what's on this thing? Check out the ingredients listed below: Avocado Bacon Cheese Doritos Egg Fish sticks Garlic bread Ham Italian sausage patty Jalapeño peppers Krispy Kreme doughnut Lettuce Macaroni and cheese Noodles Onion rings Pepperoni Quest blanco dip Ramen noodles Spinach Turkey burger Usingers bratwurst Veal Parmesan Waffle Xylocarp (coconut) Yams Zucchini Amateur foodies can recreate this recipe with any items they choose as long as they represent A through Z, but beware: If you're planning on making your own version of an Alphabet Sandwich, Nick warned that it "wasn't very functional as an actual sandwich." (Then again, if you're the type of personal who considers recreating this dish, sandwich functionality probably isn't a concern.) RECIPE: Katz's Famous Pastrami Reuben Sandwich Scroll down for one final look at Nick's masterpiece below: