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    Will Ferrell's Greatest Lines

    From movies, TV, Internet ... even Broadway!

  • Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
    Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004). Ferrel's funniest line as Ron Burgundy: [to dog] "You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair."
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  • Blades of Glory
    Blades of Glory (2007). Ferrell's funniest line as Chazz Michael Michaels: "Did you carve up any ice... with your weiner?"
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  • Will Ferrell: You're Welcome America - A Final Night with George W Bush
    Will Ferrell: You're Welcome America - A Final Night with George W Bush (2009 Broadway show)L Ferrell's funniest line as president George W. Bush: "For the next ten years, Secret Service has to do anything I want. For instance, if I'm at a Reba McEntire concert and I'm too tired to walk back to the car, Secret Service has to, by law, carry me piggyback back to the parking lot."
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  • Saturday Night Live's &quote;More Cowbell&quote; skit with Chrisopher Walken
    Saturday Night Live's "More Cowbell" skit with Chrisopher Walken (2000). The funniest sight is Ferrell playing cowbell with great intesity to the Blue Oyster Cult song "Don't Fear the Reaper," with his belly hanging out of a too-tight 1970s tee. The funniest line, however, is Walken's: "I've got a fever, and the only prescription, is more cowbell."
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  • FunnyOrDie.com's &quote;The Landlord&quote;
    FunnyOrDie.com's "The Landlord" (2007). Ferrell's funniest line to his 2-year-old landlord, Pearl, who is berating him for unpaid rent: "Hey, don't call me bitch, I'm a grown man!"
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  • Old School
    Old School (2003). Ferrell's funniest line as Frank Ricard telling a college student the day he has plannedwith his wife: "Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time."
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  • Wedding Crashers
    Wedding Crashers (2005). Ferrell's funniest line as wedding crasher guru Chazz Reinhold: "Grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac."
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  • Zoolander
    Zoolander (2001). Ferrell's best line as fashion designer Mugatu, to his assistant: "Todd! Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?"
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  • Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
    Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006). Ferrell's best line as nascar driver Ricky Bobby, saying grace: "Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin' there in your ghost manger, just lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin' me and my mama together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers. "
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  • Elf
    Elf (2003). ferrell's best line as Elf-out-of-water Buddy: (to a fake Santa) "You stink. You smell like beef and cheese! You don't smell like Santa."
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    10 Images

    Will Ferrell's Greatest Lines

    From movies, TV, Internet ... even Broadway!

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  • Will Ferrell's Greatest Lines
  • Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
  • Blades of Glory
  • Will Ferrell: You're Welcome America - A Final Night with George W Bush
  • Saturday Night Live's &quote;More Cowbell&quote; skit with Chrisopher Walken
  • FunnyOrDie.com's &quote;The Landlord&quote;
  • Old School
  • Wedding Crashers
  • Zoolander
  • Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
  • Elf