Who Reads These Books?

Does Anyone Actually Read These Books? Celebs love to give their two cents about everything from life lessons to snagging the right companion, but does that make them an expert? No. So the fact that they actually get book deals is mind boggling. See who wants to be your mindless beach read this summer. <a href="http://twitter.com/@fox411" target="_blank">Follow FOX411.com on Twitter.</a>

'American Outlaw' Jesse James built an empire with customizing motorcycles, but nobody really knew who he was before he married and then cheated on Sandra Bullock. So while his name was still on the tips of people's tongues it was only natural for him to capitalize on that as well, and pen a book about his life. The book came out on May 3. (Gallery) <a href="http://twitter.com/@fox411" target="_blank">Follow FOX411.com on Twitter.</a>

'Uncharted TerriTORI' Tori Spelling's third book is another version of her first two - "Mommywood" and "sTORI Telling" - with fun anecdotes of what it's like to be a working mom in Hollywood while trying to "live a normal life." (Gallery) <a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/@fox411">Follow FOX411.com on Twitter.</a>

'Here's the Situation: A Guide to Creeping on Chicks, Avoiding Grenades, and Getting in Your GTL on the Jersey Shore' The title and the cover say it all don't they? Author Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino bares his abs and his personal guide to become a Guido. 'Nuf said. (Gotham) <a href="http://twitter.com/@fox411" target="_blank">Follow FOX411.com on Twitter.</a>

'First Step 2 Forever: My Story' He's only 17, but Justin Bieber is already writing about his "forever." He does have a hit album and movie, so maybe he's just wise beyond his years... or not. (Harper Collins) <a href="http://twitter.com/@fox411" target="_blank">Follow FOX411.com on Twitter.</a>

'Sliding into Home' Only Kendra Wilkinson could get away with following up sex tapes with a book about her journey to become a wife and a mom. And get this, she's already working on a follow-up. That's two books! (Gallery) <a href="http://twitter.com/@fox411" target="_blank">Follow FOX411.com on Twitter.</a>

'Priceless: A Novel' Nicole Richie's first book about an heiress, "The Truth About Diamonds," was not intended to be about herself, and this book isn't either. Wonder what inspired her to write about a spoiled socialite? (Atria) <a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/@fox411">Follow FOX411.com on Twitter.</a>

'Sugar and Spice: An L.A. Candy Novel' Lauren Conrad's third go-round as an author is another novel about teen drama complete with girls crushing on boys, friends being deceitful and life lessons. Sounds like an episode of "The Hills." (HarperCollins) <a href="http://twitter.com/@fox411" target="_blank">Follow FOX411.com on Twitter.</a>

'A Shore Thing' "Jersey Shore" party girl, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi penned a novel about a pair of cousins who head to the shore for a summer of fun. One of the protagonists is a short wild child and the other is a tall and slender athlete. Sounds kind of familiar. (Gallery) <a href="http://twitter.com/@fox411" target="_blank">Follow FOX411.com on Twitter.</a>

'Kardashian Konfidential' You get to see them on their reality show living their lives and building their empires, but Kim, Kourtney and Khloe still wanted to write a book about what it's like being a Kardashian sister. In case you were still interested... (St. Martin's Press) <a href="http://twitter.com/@fox411" target="_blank">Follow FOX411.com on Twitter.</a>

'How to Be Famous: Our Guide to Looking the Part, Playing the Press, and Becoming a Tabloid Fixture' Off-again, on-again couple Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt want to teach you how to be famous just like them. Disclaimer: Plastic surgery prices not included. (Grand Central Publishing) <a href="http://twitter.com/@fox411" target="_blank">Follow FOX411.com on Twitter.</a>

'The Rules According to JWOWW: Shore-Tested Secrets on Landing a Mint Guy, Staying Fresh to Death, and Kicking the Competition to the Curb' Okay, really? Who comes up with these titles? Jennifer Farley, best known as JWoww is no life coach or mentor, but she sure knows a thing or two about dressing up like a sexy school teacher. (William Morrow) <a href="http://twitter.com/@fox411" target="_blank">Follow FOX411.com on Twitter.</a>

'Burnt Toast: And Other Philosophies of Life' Don't you just love that celebs have so many "philosophies" on life? Teri Hatcher thinks you want to know hers. (Hyperion) <a href="http://twitter.com/@fox411" target="_blank">Follow FOX411.com on Twitter.</a>

'Put on Your Crown: Life Changing Moments on the Path to Queendom' Queen Latifah isn't exactly royalty, but she talks about putting on a crown as if she's about to take the throne. Sure, she's an inspirational figure to women, but billions of people won't be lining up to see what she wears on her wedding day. (Grand Central Publishing) <a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/@fox411">Follow FOX411.com on Twitter.</a>