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Oops! She did it again ... or did she?

A former bodyguard has accused Britney Spears of sexual harassment of all things, saying she repeatedly exposed herself to him and made unwanted sexual come-ons.

Well, we know Britney has exposed herself in the past!

The bodyguard, Fernando Flores, also says Britney abused her two young sons, hitting them with a belt and feeding them crab meat, to which they are apparently allergic.

But the singer debunked all of the charges in a statement on Thursday, saying authorities looked into Flores' claims but found no reason to act.

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"This lawsuit is another unfortunate situation where someone is trying to take advantage of the Spears family and make a name for himself," the statement says. "The Department of Children and Family Services conducted a proper investigation surrounding Mr. Flores' accusations and have closed the case without further action."

Even Brit's ex-husband, Kevin Federline, came to her defense, calling Flores' accusations "baseless."

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