Hilarious blog If Shoes Could Kill has compiled a collage of heinous footwear for your amusement. Click through to get a laugh -- or update your wardrobe!
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Somehow we think Heidi Montag might enjoy these sexy crucifix stilettos.
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Please don't let these be the shoes of the future. 'Cause they kind of look like they might be.
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Is this pair art? Or just a clever use of twisty-ties?
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Elephant dung: so hot right now.
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At least they look comfortable.
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If studded details just aren't tough enough, these are for you.
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Feathers + wooden clogs + roller skates = Wheelies for the fashion-forward set.
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How sexy will you look in these? Pretty sexy, if your idea of sexy is getting street trash stuck to your soles while nails dig into your heels.
But there's a sparkly ankle charm!
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Ok, this designer totally stole the idea from the goldfish disco platforms. Though we have to admit, hamsters are way cooler.
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Tarantulas? We know what's going on Marilyn Manson's Christmas list!
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