The World's Scariest Shoes

Hilarious blog If Shoes Could Kill has compiled a collage of heinous footwear for your amusement. Click through to get a laugh -- or update your wardrobe! For more, visit <a href="http://ifshoescouldkill.com/">ifshoescouldkill.com</a>

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Please don't let these be the shoes of the future. 'Cause they kind of look like they might be. For more, visit <a href="http://ifshoescouldkill.com/">ifshoescouldkill.com</a>

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If studded details just aren't tough enough, these are for you. For more, visit <a href="http://ifshoescouldkill.com/">ifshoescouldkill.com</a>

Feathers + wooden clogs + roller skates = Wheelies for the fashion-forward set. For more, visit <a href="http://ifshoescouldkill.com/">ifshoescouldkill.com</a>

How sexy will you look in these? Pretty sexy, if your idea of sexy is getting street trash stuck to your soles while nails dig into your heels. But there's a sparkly ankle charm! For more, visit <a href="http://ifshoescouldkill.com/">ifshoescouldkill.com</a>

Ok, this designer totally stole the idea from the goldfish disco platforms. Though we have to admit, hamsters are way cooler. For more, visit <a href="http://ifshoescouldkill.com/">ifshoescouldkill.com</a>

Tarantulas? We know what's going on Marilyn Manson's Christmas list! For more, visit <a href="http://ifshoescouldkill.com/">ifshoescouldkill.com</a>