Swim week swimsuit shockers

The tropical fruit-themed collection from Lolli certainly grabs our attention but this number is just impractical. Is the pineapple included? (Lolli)

A model shows off this floral disaster from Wildfox during the Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Swim show in Miami, Florida. (AP)

A model walks in a pool wearing a bikini top that looks like it can double as a rug. (AP)

We're not sure what's worse -- the model's hair or this bathing suit. Is it a bikini or a one piece? (AP)

This Indah original may look great on the runway, but it's not made for the beach. In the summer heat, who wants a bikini with long sleeves and fringe? (Indah)

This two piece is being held together by string...literally. (Indah)

A serious amount of sticky tape is needed to keep this bathing suit in place. (AP)