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    Meet Hot Hollywood Singles

    What if celeb singletons used personal ads?

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    Eligible Bachelors and Bachelorettes in Hollywood Being young, rich and gorgeous, doesn't exactly lead to long-lasting love in Hollywood.  Although it may be the land of big dreams for many, it's not much of a haven for relationships. Check out some singles ads we created for Hollywood's hottest stars looking for love. (Reuters)
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  • Jennifer Aniston
    Jennifer Aniston Mature SWF looking for SWM who is actually looking for marriage and kids. No really. My clock is ticking, so SWM must be ready to have a family asap. Money is not an issue, as I am set for life in that department. No actors or musicians please.
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  • George Clooney
    George Clooney SWM looking for 6-12 month relationship, as that's about my limit. I'm currently dating an actress, but would like to have another in waiting when she starts talking about marriage and kids. Prefer waitresses, bartendresses and service industry workers in general. Movie stars and women who want to settle down need not apply. Must enjoy authentic Italian food.
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  • TS single
    Taylor Swift SWF looking for someone who won't break my heart, cause then I'll have to write about it and nobody likes that. Well, except for my record label. For more pics of Taylor, go to x17online.com.
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    Justin Timberlake SWM looking for a fun gal who I can laugh with and sing to. The special lady must love dance offs and be willing to be BFFs with my mom. I also come with a very special, boxed present. For more pics of Justin, go to x17online.com.
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  • KK single
    Kim Kardashian I'm a hopeless romantic looking for someone who's willing to have their every move filmed for the camera. Must be willing to sell their pictures, homemade movies and anything else the tabloids want to pay for.  Prospective suitors must hire my mom to manage their newfound fame. Also, you have to sign a contract with E! and give up all personal space to further both of our careers. Or at least mine. (BTW I'm technically still married, but the marriage was a joke, so don't sweat it.) For more pics of Kim, go to x17online.com.
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  • John Mayer
    John Mayer SWM looking for someone not offended by Twittering of intimate details or a loose tongue in interviews. Must laugh at all of my jokes, because I'm funny. 
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  • Eminem single reu
    Eminem SWM looking for a smokin' hot chick who could be a good mom to my daughter. She needs some good influence in her life since her mom is a crazy b---h. Must be able to deal with crude lyrics about them if they f--k me over. (Reuters)
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  • riha single
    Rihanna I may seem shy in public, but as my songs say, I like "Rude Boys" and "S&M."  Mama's boys need not apply. For more pics of Rihanna, go to x17online.com.
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  • Robert Pattinson
    Robert Pattinson SWM looking for SWF who lacks a sense of smell. That's about all I require, as I am not much of a bather. On the bright side, your own personal grooming is optional.
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  • Sienna Miller
    Sienna Miller SWF looking for married men, cheating boyfriend types, and/or egomaniacal hip hop stars. I know how to pick 'em!
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  • CD single
    Cameron Diaz SWF looking for a dude who is taller than me and super athletic. I don't really care about marriage or kids, I'm getting a little old for that anyhow. Let's party! Wooooo!
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  • Shia Labeouf
    Shia LaBeouf SWM into fast cars, drinking and bar fights. Looking for SWF who likes to get her drink on. Must wear helmet at all times, for insurance purposes.
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  • Kristin Cavallari
    Kristin Cavillari SWF looking for camera-friendly SWM to share my, like, life with. Must be open to, like, lots of ridonculous scripted vacuousness and be able to act like its totally, like, normal. Must be willing to, like, beat down paparazzi to defend my, like, honor one day, and pose nicely for the them the, like, next.
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    Meet Hot Hollywood Singles

    What if celeb singletons used personal ads?

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