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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are unbelievably rich, incredibly gorgeous and disgustingly in love.

But of all the people in the world to have sympathy for, Matt Damon feels sorry for the king and queen of Hollywood.

SODAHEAD SLIDESHOW: Which celebrity do you NOT feel sorry for? 

"I have friends who are like prisoners. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, for instance," Damon told German television TELE 5 over the weekend, according to People. "They can't just go someplace. If they go for a walk, it turns into an international incident."

We can't say our hearts are breaking for Pitt and Jolie. Nor do we feel terribly sorry for the thrice-divorced Jennifer Lopez, junk food lover Selena Gomez or the chronically "exhausted" Lady Gaga.

Click through our slideshow and let us know: Which celeb do you NOT feel sorry for? (Yes, we're counting Brangelina as one person.)