Fashion Week's Worst Outfits

William Rast: Jeans and a dirty looking T-shirt ... how innovative! (Reuters)

At least your hips and shoulders will be in balance with this Charlotte Ronson number. (MBUSA.com)

Academy of Art University: Because what's a woman's wardrobe without an old, frumpy dress? (MBUSA.com)

Michael Kors: Ok so it may be a beautifully constructed coat, but do you really see yourself stepping out in head-to-toe neon green! (AP)

Anna Sui: When patterns attack! (AP)

Narciso Rodriguez: Inspired by the latest spy film, the cow who milked me. (AP)

Baby Phat: Since when did fur and shorts ever work together? (MBUSA.com)

Marc by Marc Jacobs: The product of letting a seven-year-old choose your clothes. (AP)

William Rast: Men in bedazzled old shirts are never really a hit. (AP)

Georges Chakra: A dress that doubles as a hypotizing device. (MBUSA.com)

Erin Fetherston: Flip upside down and sip a cocktail from your dress! (MBUSA.com)

Diane von Furstenberg: Pajamas plus a carpet and an embellished Santa hat. Point me to the store... (AP)

This season, Miss Sixty designed an innovative belt to flatter every body type ... from the Michelin Man to the Stay Puft Marshallow Man. (AP)

BCBG no doubt had the Winona Ryders of the world in mind when they designed this coat that will conceal several items with no one ever knowing! (MBUSA.com)

BCBG must have a new in-house designer - Goldfinger! (MBUSA.com)

At least your neck will never be cold with this Nicole Miller scarf made from dog-tail fur. (MBUSA.com)

For Alexander Wang, printed onesies are IT for Fall. Unfortunately. (MBUSA.com)

House of Field: Liberating you one pant-leg at a time! (MBUSA.com)

Edition by Georges Chakra takes bedazzling to a new level. (MBUSA.com)

Miss Sixty: The model's expression says it all. (AP)

Miss Sixty: Who knew ruffled napkins could be so chic. Nobody, that's who. (AP)