Eminem spoofs Sam and Lindsay's tumultuous relationship and implores: "Lindsay, please come back to seeing men/Samantha's a two, you're practically a ten."
A very hot Britney double dances around in front of a schlumpy K-fed as Eminem advises: "Forget about him or you'll end up in the hospital again. And this time it won't be for the Ritalin binge."