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If "Forrest Gump" had been filmed in the age of Twitter, the title character's catch phrase might not have been "Stupid is as stupid does." It may have been, instead, "Stupid is as stupid tweets." Because while some stars use the social media service to show off their big brains, others have their intellectual limitations exposed. Perhaps it is fitting then that Twitter exposes the twits? Perhaps.![Steve_Martin_Reuters_660]()
Steve Martin A user wrote on Twitter: "Is this how you spell lasonia?" and Martin replied: "It depends. Are you in an African-American neighborhood or at an Italian restaurant." He later issued an apology for the tweet, which many called racist. (Reuters)![bynes_twitter]()
Amanda Bynes on, well, everything On the solution to life's problems: "my life has changed for the better ever since I changed to lower case font" On her interests: "surgery is my favorite topic" On her new look: "not having hair makes me feel like a cancer patient" On true love: "I Need To Have Surgery To Look Beautiful For The Man I'm In Love With So I Feel Comfortable With The Way I Look When We Get Married" On psychics conspiring against her: "I Want A Million Dollars A Year For Illegally Having My Mind Read And Privacy Stolen"![charlie_sheen_twitter]()
Charlie Sheen on his birthday "why my bday's better than yours; 1 I have 10 mil epic followers. 2 I'm me. 3 i can wear combat pj's to work"![snoopdoggtwitter]()
Snoop Dogg on... life's simple pleasures? "Flip flops n socks N a bucket full of tater tots" Plus, a word of advice "Put ya face in tha mayo"![bielreuters]()
Jessica Biel on the Days of the Week "I work out every day -- Monday to Saturday."![kanyereuters]()
Kanye West's Musings on Fur, Clapping "Fur pillows are hard to actually sleep on." "Fur coats and s**t." "Don't you hate when people clap to loud in the car … it's like yo this is a closed area.. your clapping is waaay to loud!!! hahahahahaaa."![brookehoganreuters]()
Brooke Hogan's Favorite Things "I really love Clowns and Unicorns."![bowowreuters]()
Bow Wow on the Meaning of Life "Im getting an xbox controller tatted on my arm. they say tats post to be meaningful, thats apart of my life video gaming."![paristweetAP]()
Paris Hilton's Geography Lesson "No, no, I didn't go to England; I went to London."![solangereuters]()
Solange Knowles Knows Her Body "My thumb itches and my armpits smell like spongebob fever."![gagaAP]()
Lady Gaga on Love and Construction Materials "Love is like a brick. You can build a house, or you can sink a dead body."![50centreuters]()
50 Cent, a True Gentleman "Im a get me one of them bitches from a third world country. At least she won't have high expectations. Heres a clean glass a water baby lol." "I can't believe my grandmother's making me take out the garbage. Im rich! F**k this, I'm going home. I don't need this s**t!![snookireuters]()
Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi's Mascara Updates "My eyelashes are legit today ;) rawr."![shaqreuters]()
Shaquille O'Neal's Dislikes "I hate leprechauns lol."![pdiddyAP]()
Sean 'P Diddy' Combs' Multiple Personalities "I Am Destiny To Do Something GREAT Today!!!"![maryjreuters]()
Mary J. Blige Addresses Her Detractors "Why is that people always try to understand estimate my intelligents?! They should never do that!"![lohanreuters]()
Lindsay Lohan Spells Out Loud Noises "BAM! BAM!BAM!BAM!BAM!BAM!BAM!BAM!BAM!BAM!!"![kutcherreuters]()
Ashton Kutcher on World Affairs "Watching these dictated countries implode is just crushing."![johnmayerAP]()
John Mayer on the Pharmaceutical Industry "I need to stop taking pills with names that are palindromes: Xanax, H-Coninoch, Lipilipil, Seresiseres XR, Odin's Fury."![davidlynchAP]()
David Lynch Tests Echo Theory "I'm pretty sure I'm connected to the moon. ... I'm pretty sure I'm connected to the moon."![AliciaMachadoreuters]()
Alicia Machado on Asia Tensions (Tweeting about the tense situation between North and South Korea) "Tonight I want to ask you to join me in a prayer for peace, that these attacks between the Chinas do not make our situation worse."![bieberreuters]()
Justin Bieber on primates "I love monkeys"Celebrities tweet the dumbest things
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