John Mayer: "On my way back from the clinic, just tested positive for Magic Power. My doctor says it's common in men who are young, wild and free." (3.15pm Apr 7 from TwitterBerry)
Ryan Seacrest: "Just got off the phone with pink in hamburg, germany... I asked if she knew why it was famous... she said yeah the hamburgers." (12:48pm Apr 3 from web)
Tila Tequila: "Another one of my idols is Victoria Beckham! Love her! I've met her husband David Beckham before. He's VERY nice! He says he watches my show." (4:32pm Apr 4th from web)
Russell Brand: "Right. I'm off to gargle with oestrogen till I become a gorgeous treble-gendered-cyborg - then we'll see who ought run the country. NIGHT. X" (7.58pm Apr 8 from web)
Ashton Kutcher: "More I travel the more I realize how gr8 the USA is. Theres moutains, cities, beaches, cultures, food, English, museums, football, Texas" (10.09pm Apr 7 from web)
Solange Knowles: "stooopiddd iddddiots" rumor control for the day:) I was NOT released from Geffen/Interscope... now back to your regular scheduled program:) (11.10am Apr 8 from web)
Pete Wentz: "i went by the office 2day. they gave me a twitter implant in my eyes. how are you tweeting from the web?! you JUST get off stage?!" (11.05pm Apr 7 from web)